Crazy/Beautiful Life

50-shades-of-fey:

charlie day in a bandana and large rimmed glasses ~heart eyesss~

guiseofgentlewords:

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

pharafax:

beepony:

alicia-mb:

Just one of those things that I always wondered about. Stags and otters are all very well, but what if you end up with a tiny chameleon or giant blue whale? I mean, it could be a giant tub of nutella…

Anyway, so glad I got around to doing this pic -drawing the less attractive animals was awesome.

Popped it up on Redbubble because they have tote bags and cushions now which is just wow - can grab it also on cards or posters - check it out here!

magikarp tho

dementor tho

kingsleyyy:

fauxboy:

savvylikenahhh:

dogs dealing with cats sleeping in their beds

If u are sad pls watch this vid

i am cats

comforting:

50 shades of text me the fuck back

Types of kisses and their meaning

toujiii:

Forehead: Friendship
Closed Eyelids: Thankfulness
Tip of nose: Good luck
Cheek: Happy to see you
Lips: Love
Earlobe/Neck: “I want you”, Lust, Desire
Top of hand: Respect, loyalty
Computer screen: I love you but I can’t ever have you (because you’re not real) 

pandamiglio:

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

Feminism?

Feminism?

yoyotrohman:

yoyotrohman:

yesterday i asked the guys to do a 90’s boyband pose and patrick immediately got into position but joe went wait i dont understand what do you mean?? and i went you know like cool but not really cool or whatever like white boy cool and he went OHH WHITE BOY COOL I GOT U and made his pose and kept repeating im coooollll until i had to go and long story short joe trohman is a national treasure

image

2-spook:

Just in case

Because pizza

Because pizza

poyzn:

Guess what everybody’s going as this Halloween.

georgepearisson:

Kid at school: *sees me wearing Beatles t-shirt* Do you like the Beatles?

Me: No, actually we’re just good friends.