Crazy/Beautiful Life
things we hated as children: being spanked and naps
things we love as adults: being spanked and naps

kingsleyyy:

netflix gives u 15 seconds between episodes to decide whether or not you’re doing anything with ur life today

batteur:

ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone said to me 4 years ago

the-idea-of-bo-burnham:

BO’S NEW HAIRCUT MAKES ME WANT TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF INTO A MOUNTAIN OF CLOUDS AND CRY FOR EIGHTEEN YEARS AND LIGHT A FOREST ON FIRE JUST TO PUT IT BACK OUT AND OH MY GOD IM IN LOVE WITH HIS HAIR

the-idea-of-bo-burnham:

BO’S NEW HAIRCUT MAKES ME WANT TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF INTO A MOUNTAIN OF CLOUDS AND CRY FOR EIGHTEEN YEARS AND LIGHT A FOREST ON FIRE JUST TO PUT IT BACK OUT AND OH MY GOD IM IN LOVE WITH HIS HAIR

'Benedict' means 'blessed.' My parents liked the sound of the name and felt slightly blessed because they’d been trying for a child for a very long time. - HAPPY  38TH BIRTHDAY YOU GIANT DORK!

my favorite people (in no particular order)

[1/?Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy

shervinfoto:

I wonder if beyonce has a booking agent or just wakes up fully dressed and says ‘I will sing tonight’ to a terrified assistant

hands down, still the best pick-up line i’ve heard in my life.