charlie day in a bandana and large rimmed glasses ~heart eyesss~
my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me
Just one of those things that I always wondered about. Stags and otters are all very well, but what if you end up with a tiny chameleon or giant blue whale? I mean, it could be a giant tub of nutella…
Anyway, so glad I got around to doing this pic -drawing the less attractive animals was awesome.
Popped it up on Redbubble because they have tote bags and cushions now which is just wow - can grab it also on cards or posters - check it out here!
dogs dealing with cats sleeping in their beds
If u are sad pls watch this vid
i am cats
50 shades of text me the fuck back
Closed Eyelids: Thankfulness
Tip of nose: Good luck
Cheek: Happy to see you
Earlobe/Neck: “I want you”, Lust, Desire
Top of hand: Respect, loyalty
Computer screen: I love you but I can’t ever have you (because you’re not real)
My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it
B Y E
Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??
She is so satisfied with that joke.
yesterday i asked the guys to do a 90’s boyband pose and patrick immediately got into position but joe went wait i dont understand what do you mean?? and i went you know like cool but not really cool or whatever like white boy cool and he went OHH WHITE BOY COOL I GOT U and made his pose and kept repeating im coooollll until i had to go and long story short joe trohman is a national treasure
Just in case
Guess what everybody’s going as this Halloween.
Kid at school: *sees me wearing Beatles t-shirt* Do you like the Beatles?
Me: No, actually we’re just good friends.